Hunting, gathering, and living to be 100: What we actually know about food and health

Hadza people in Tanzania

A recent article in National Geographic examined the eating habits of the world’s last hunter-gatherers. Influenced by the rise of the “paleo diet,” the author sought to explore what that diet actually might have looked like and whether or not “modern man” ought to adopt it. The first thing that struck me was just how much the different diets varied. The Inuit people get over 90% of their calories from fish, whales, and seals (that’s not just a lot of meat, it’s a lot of incredibly fatty meat). The Tsimane of Bolivia eat copious amounts of fruit supplemented by bush meat. The Hadza of Tanzania eat what we might call a “balanced diet” of bush meat, fruit, nuts, starchy tubers, and lots of … [Read more...]

Fixing the pamphlet about kids at Mass

This is not the pamphlet I'm talking about.

In our parish foyer’s collection of magazines, envelopes, handouts, and holy cards, there’s a pamphlet called “How to take young children to Mass.” A lot of the tips inside are helpful. But, more than the advice it gives, I’m glad the pamphlet is there to make it clear to parents that their kids are welcome at our parish. But, recently, I realized there was something missing from it. When Haley was out of town a few weekends ago and I had to take the kids to Mass by myself, I was convinced it would be a disaster. These days, Gwen is very “vocal” in Mass so we usually have to take her out by the end of the homily. And our two older children are sometimes… “active.” But there was … [Read more...]

Flannery O’Connor and the violence of Christianity

The Violent Bear It Away

Recently, I read a TERRIBLE article warning readers against Flannery O’Connor. Specifically, the author was apprehensive about the prevalence of violence in her work. Like many others who dislike Flannery, this critic seemed to believe that she uses violence to get her point across, as if violence were merely a shocking tool wielded by a heavy handed novelist. But this understanding of O’Connor’s writing is, quite simply, wrong. Violence isn’t a tool used to deliver a message, Violence IS the message. But how could this be for a Catholic author who is supposed to be writing about Catholic things? Isn’t the Gospel about love and life, not violence and death? Well, not quite. Flannery’s … [Read more...]

Commander Riker can’t make an omelet and that’s terrifying

Don't be fooled by the uniform. This man does NOT know how to cook ANYTHING.

One summer, I watched every single episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Why I did this is not relevant right now. What is relevant is the horrifying scene in the second season where Commander William T. Riker tries to make an omelet. But can’t. The scene isn’t crucial to the plot and was meant only as a humorous opener but it still reveals something rather disconcerting about the view of the future Gene Roddenberry loved so much. Commander Riker invites several other officers to his quarters for the occasion. They’re all rather confused since no one actually cooks on the Enterprise. In fact, Riker actually had to commission engineer Geordi LaForge to make a hot plate so he would … [Read more...]

Why NFP is great for men, too.

One time I used tomatoes as an analogy for our culture's approach to sex. This time, I just think the picture is funny.

So, apparently it’s NFP awareness week. I don’t really know what that means but I thought I’d jump in here and list a few things I like about NFP. Obviously, this is all from my experience so I’m not speaking for or to every man ever. That said, here’s a fun list! 1. NFP doesn’t make fertility a “women’s problem.” Obviously, it takes two to tango. And it takes two to have sex and make a baby (See what I did there? You thought I was just going to use a weird euphemism for sex but then I just went ahead and said “sex”). But, more than that, fertility isn’t just something women need to worry about. As a man, I’m like, a good 50% of the equation here. Maybe even more because my fertility is … [Read more...]

“Why is that woman naked?”: Sources of Objectification in Game of Thrones


In a recent article from Verily Magazine, Mark Hemingway critiques the portrayal of women in HBO’s Game of Thrones and traces the objectification back to the pulp roots of the trashier side of “fantasy.” I found his brief history of this diverse genre interesting and I agree with much of his criticism of the show and books. He had the right idea with his critique but I think he ended up missing the mark. Hemingway portrays Martin’s books as the literary descendant of Robert Howard’s Conan the Barbarian series or any of those  fantasy paperbacks where the men are muscular, the damsels are scantily clad, the dragons have riders, and the wizards are bearded. As evidence for this, he … [Read more...]

Other projects, dad jokes, giant beans and tiny lizards


So, I haven't posted here lately but it isn't for lack of working. I just finished the rough draft for a big project. I don't know if I'm supposed to talk about it yet though (I'm not a spy). I also wrote this piece about St. Benedict for Catholic Exchange. Pope Benedict had this to say about him, "In the anxiety and confusion of his day, he lived under God’s gaze and in this very way never lost sight of the duties of daily life and of man with his practical needs.” I could use a little of that. I've also found a lot of time to cook big meals lately which is something I love. Risotto, eggplant, tomatoes. Lots of great stuff coming out of the garden these days. We're still getting lots … [Read more...]

Dangerous Business: Bilbo and the Adventure of Family

Tolkien's illustration of Rivendell

“To the end of his days Bilbo could never remember how he found himself outside, without a hat, a walking stick or any money, or anything that he usually took when he went out; leaving his second breakfast half-finished and quite unwashed-up, pushing his keys into Gandalf’s hands, and running as fast as his furry feet could carry him down the lane, past the great Mill, across The Water, and then on for a mile or more.” -The Hobbit Strange how adventures happen. Bilbo didn’t plan to travel to the lonely mountain and back again, past trolls, goblins, spiders, dragons, and armies. The whole thing swept him up before he even knew what he was doing. But the adventure didn’t just “happen” either. … [Read more...]

Quidditch: The Real Sign of America’s Moral Decay

This kid is wearing glasses. Real athletes don't wear glasses!

  Ann Coulter recently wrote this helpful article about how American interest in Soccer is a sign of moral decay in this country. And while she may be right about this, I think the real danger for the USA is the wizard sport of Quidditch. First of all, Quidditch is distinctly foreign and therefore evil. The origins of this game may be somewhat shrouded by the mists of time, but it was certainly invented in Europe and takes its name from some foreign place. Many of the best Quidditch teams are European and African. And a lot of the game’s terminology sounds pretty European to me. What’s a bludger? I don’t know. But I bet some Frenchy could tell you. Quidditch is a team sport which … [Read more...]

Bearman’s Belated Movie Reviews: WWZ

This is me explaining to Mr. Pitt I have a few problems with his movie.

or: Guess what just came out on Netflix! ******* So, I never go to the movies. I think the last time I went to an actual theater was for the second part of Deathly Hallows in 2010? Anyway. This means that I’m always pretty behind on recent movies. Usually, I get excited about a movie, wait for it to FINALLY be released, don’t see it, and then get excited when I see it pop up on Netflix a year later. So, I’m starting a new series where I’ll review movies that have been out for a long time but only just came out on Netflix. Because there’s got to be a niche market for that, right? ******* Thus it was with World War Z, Brad Pitt’s adaptation of Max Brooks’ zombie classic of the same name. … [Read more...]